we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
she’s just picturing porn in her head
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices